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Kt
Katium
∞
← new element
discovered!
Happy birthday, Dr. KT
Chemical engineer, Ph.D., published scientist, mom of two, devoted cat person, board-game shark, and sworn enemy of watermelon.
Happy birthday
Oct 01
§1 · Evidence
Exhibits A through D
- photo
Exhibit A: tiny KT
- photo
Exhibit B: Dr. KT, Ph.D.
Exhibit C: KT + family
Exhibit D: KT + the cats
§2 · Handle with care
Material safety data
Every good lab keeps one on file.
Safety Data Sheet
Rev. 2026
Section 1 · Identification
- Product name
- Dr. KT, Ph.D.
- Recommended use
- Chemical engineering, raising two excellent kids, cat cuddling, winning board games
Section 2 · Hazard identification
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Danger
- H101Dangerously competitive at board games
- H102Causes serious laughter when provoked
- H103Violently incompatible with watermelon
Section 3 · Composition
- Mom35%
- Chemical engineer30%
- Cat person20%
- Board-game shark15%
Section 7 · Handling and storage
Store near cats and loved ones. Keep well away from watermelon.
Section 10 · Stability and reactivity
Stable under normal conditions. Reacts vigorously with: losing a board game, watermelon.
§3 · Results
Notes for KT
From the people (and pets) who love her.
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